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Old Sep 03, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14   #3681
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in africa

why are elephants so funny looking?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 04:40 AM // 04:40   #3682
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because gorillas designed them.

why are gorilla nostrils so big?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 04:45 AM // 04:45   #3683
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because their fingers are so big

how are a tennessee divorce case and a texas tornado the same?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 04:54 AM // 04:54   #3684
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don't know.

how?

(btw, you got that gorilla question right!! )
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 04:56 AM // 04:56   #3685
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they are similar because somebody's gonna lose a trailor (i have a cheat sheet to some of these .. heehee)

How do crazy people get through the forest?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 04:57 AM // 04:57   #3686
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by following the sound of their footsteps.

why do beauty pageant contestants always wish for world peace?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 04:59 AM // 04:59   #3687
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(no, they take the psycho path

because they are all pansies

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt work?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #3688
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a stick?

where can i find a machine that goes "ping"?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:01 AM // 05:01   #3689
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the ping mart

what was black, now is white and everyone is afraid of?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:04 AM // 05:04   #3690
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michael jackson.

how many NBA players does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:05 AM // 05:05   #3691
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seven 1 to screw it in, and the other 6 to towel whip him

why do NBA players need to change lightbulbs?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:07 AM // 05:07   #3692
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cause their night vision goggles haven't arrived yet.

how many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:09 AM // 05:09   #3693
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1, because they work for nothing

how do you get holy water?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:09 AM // 05:09   #3694
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squirt Jesus with a super soaker

how can you hit Jesus with a super soaker?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:11 AM // 05:11   #3695
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no, and no

(you boil the hell out of it.)

why are we so nocturnal like?
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cause we feel like it

how many words are there in the english language?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:14 AM // 05:14   #3697
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12.

why is the sun evil?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:16 AM // 05:16   #3698
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cause we're so nocturnal.

why isn't the moon made of cheese?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:18 AM // 05:18   #3699
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bcs i dont like cheese

why dont i like cheese?
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Old Sep 03, 2006, 05:20 AM // 05:20   #3700
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because it's not made of chocolates.

why isn't cheese made of chocolates?
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